Breaking News: Ancient Cake Discovered in Russia

Archaeologists initially assumed it was an arctic roll.

Breaking News: Fake Tan Sales Soar in West Country

I was going to make some kind of incredibly ingenious joke about tea and tannins, but I just don't have the heart.

Breaking News: Cake Gets More Technical

They haven't worked out how to stop the icing getting into the workings yet, though.

p.s. all credit to my boyfriend for the idea!

Breaking News: Shareholders Dis-custard

Attempts to improve the company's outlook have been fruitless.*


*Please note that the dis-custard pun was not my own. Even I wouldn't sink that low.
Oh wait.

Breaking News: Spelling "weird"

Of course, the spelling of weird is also weird.

Breaking News: Weather Report: Citrocumulus Expected

It's made with cloudy lemonade.

Breaking News: Square Cake on a Round Plate

Perhaps David Milliband likes a bit of battenberg too.