Breaking News: Fake Tan Sales Soar in West Country

I was going to make some kind of incredibly ingenious joke about tea and tannins, but I just don't have the heart.

Breaking News: Biscuits Arrested for Public Indecency

What can I say, I like drawing baked goods in love.

Of course, we all know they'll be divorced in a few months. That's the way the cookie's relationships crumble.

Breaking News: Cupcake Racism "Increasingly Specialised"

Cupcakes don't discriminate against one another based on the colour of their icing, but on the fruit content of their recipe.

This is why fruitcakes always try to conceal themselves beneath a layer of marzipan.