Breaking News: Terrible Puns Ahead

No-one will believe me when I say that when I originally wrote this it took me quite a long time to notice the "ringleader" pun. Shame on me.

Breaking News: Cupcake Racism "Increasingly Specialised"

Cupcakes don't discriminate against one another based on the colour of their icing, but on the fruit content of their recipe.

This is why fruitcakes always try to conceal themselves beneath a layer of marzipan.

Breaking News: Pope "Bored of God"

Everyone knows you can't tell a cupcake's gender until it's fully matured.

Breaking News: EDL Protest

Because there's nothing more redolent of a traditional British teatime treat than a nice cup of tea and some racism.

Breaking News: By Smashing It With A Large Rock

I moved house this weekend. Unfortunately, it seems that watching Mary Poppins as a child has given me unrealistic expectations about packing up my many possessions. No matter how cheerfully I click and whistle, they will not jump into the awaiting boxes. 
 

Although the noises did attract a passing dolphin. 

p.s. Welcome to my blog. It is shiny and new! Also, cupcakes.