Breaking News: How To Tell Cakes Apart

Breaking News: Tightfisted Cake

It's been a while since my last update, but no doubt you'll be pleased to see that I have not raised the general standard of cake puns one iota in my absence.

Breaking News: Ancient Cake Discovered in Russia

Archaeologists initially assumed it was an arctic roll.

Breaking News: Cake Gets More Technical

They haven't worked out how to stop the icing getting into the workings yet, though.

p.s. all credit to my boyfriend for the idea!

Breaking News: Shareholders Dis-custard

Attempts to improve the company's outlook have been fruitless.*


*Please note that the dis-custard pun was not my own. Even I wouldn't sink that low.
Oh wait.

Breaking News: Spelling "weird"

Of course, the spelling of weird is also weird.

Breaking News: Weather Report: Citrocumulus Expected

It's made with cloudy lemonade.

Breaking News: Square Cake on a Round Plate

Perhaps David Milliband likes a bit of battenberg too.

Breaking News: Trouble at G-Cake Summit

They probably deserved it.

Bloody hippies.

Breaking News: "Get to the Root of the Problem", urge harassment support groups.

Come on, Bluebell, leaf the poor cake alone.

...I'm sorry, I can't help myself.

Breaking News: Cakes Burned Alive In Horrific Annual Ritual

Where I come from, there is a tradition that you had to scream as you cut your birthday cake, in order to let the demons out. Apparently other people find this strange.

Breaking News: Terrible Puns Ahead

No-one will believe me when I say that when I originally wrote this it took me quite a long time to notice the "ringleader" pun. Shame on me.

Breaking News: Stupid Cake "Unusually Dumb, Even For A Cake"

This is stupid cake. He's pretty stupid. Weather and climate are not the same thing.

Incidentally, everyone knows that cupcakes change their appearance based on the temperature. Don't they?

Breaking News: A Bakery, 793 AD

Live Your Dreams Cake says: You can be whoever you want to be.

As long as you want to be a Viking.