Tuesday, 16 August 2011

Breaking News: Biscuits Arrested for Public Indecency

What can I say, I like drawing baked goods in love.

Of course, we all know they'll be divorced in a few months. That's the way the cookie's relationships crumble.

Wednesday, 10 August 2011

Breaking News: Cakes Burned Alive In Horrific Annual Ritual

Where I come from, there is a tradition that you had to scream as you cut your birthday cake, in order to let the demons out. Apparently other people find this strange.

Monday, 8 August 2011

Breaking News: Terrible Puns Ahead

No-one will believe me when I say that when I originally wrote this it took me quite a long time to notice the "ringleader" pun. Shame on me.

Saturday, 6 August 2011

Breaking News: Cupcake Racism "Increasingly Specialised"

Cupcakes don't discriminate against one another based on the colour of their icing, but on the fruit content of their recipe.

This is why fruitcakes always try to conceal themselves beneath a layer of marzipan.

Thursday, 4 August 2011

Breaking News: Stupid Cake "Unusually Dumb, Even For A Cake"

This is stupid cake. He's pretty stupid. Weather and climate are not the same thing.

Incidentally, everyone knows that cupcakes change their appearance based on the temperature. Don't they?

Monday, 1 August 2011

Breaking News: A Bakery, 793 AD

Live Your Dreams Cake says: You can be whoever you want to be.

As long as you want to be a Viking.