They probably deserved it.
Bloody hippies.
Cupcakes + biting politcal commentary = much more delicious than biting political commentators. I bit Glenn Beck once, and it tasted like shit.
Monday, 29 August 2011
Tuesday, 16 August 2011
Breaking News: Biscuits Arrested for Public Indecency
What can I say, I like drawing baked goods in love.
Of course, we all know they'll be divorced in a few months. That's the way the cookie's relationships crumble.
Sunday, 14 August 2011
Wednesday, 10 August 2011
Breaking News: Cakes Burned Alive In Horrific Annual Ritual
Where I come from, there is a tradition that you had to scream as you cut your birthday cake, in order to let the demons out. Apparently other people find this strange.
Monday, 8 August 2011
Breaking News: Terrible Puns Ahead
No-one will believe me when I say that when I originally wrote this it took me quite a long time to notice the "ringleader" pun. Shame on me.
Saturday, 6 August 2011
Breaking News: Cupcake Racism "Increasingly Specialised"
Cupcakes don't discriminate against one another based on the colour of their icing, but on the fruit content of their recipe.
This is why fruitcakes always try to conceal themselves beneath a layer of marzipan.
This is why fruitcakes always try to conceal themselves beneath a layer of marzipan.
Thursday, 4 August 2011
Breaking News: Stupid Cake "Unusually Dumb, Even For A Cake"
This is stupid cake. He's pretty stupid. Weather and climate are not the same thing.
Incidentally, everyone knows that cupcakes change their appearance based on the temperature. Don't they?
Incidentally, everyone knows that cupcakes change their appearance based on the temperature. Don't they?
Labels:
cake,
climate,
cold,
cupcake,
global warming,
hot,
news of the cupcake,
stupid,
weather
Tuesday, 2 August 2011
Monday, 1 August 2011
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