Breaking News: Pope "Bored of God"

Everyone knows you can't tell a cupcake's gender until it's fully matured.

Breaking News: EDL Protest

Because there's nothing more redolent of a traditional British teatime treat than a nice cup of tea and some racism.

Breaking News: Bakewell Tart Branded "Slut"

 Michael Sanguinetti went on to make a crude pun about cherries.  

Breaking News: By Smashing It With A Large Rock

I moved house this weekend. Unfortunately, it seems that watching Mary Poppins as a child has given me unrealistic expectations about packing up my many possessions. No matter how cheerfully I click and whistle, they will not jump into the awaiting boxes. 
 

Although the noises did attract a passing dolphin. 

p.s. Welcome to my blog. It is shiny and new! Also, cupcakes.