Breaking News: Whale What Do We Have Here?

I can't explain why a blog dedicated to pictures of delicious, icing-y cupcakes has suddenly become so whale saturated. But I feel like I'm running out of cake ideas and shifting towards bad puns involving the deep blue.

It's actually given me a whole new sense of porpoise.

Breaking News: How To Tell Cakes Apart

Breaking News: Vegetarians On Warpath

Cereal puns: awfully corny.

Breaking News: Tightfisted Cake

It's been a while since my last update, but no doubt you'll be pleased to see that I have not raised the general standard of cake puns one iota in my absence.

Breaking News: Not A Cake 2: Cake Harder

Well, it may not be a cake, but it sure is a foodstuff. Stick that in your bowl and eat it!

Breaking News: Not A Cake

 

Cake, whale. Whale, cake. Why must human beings relentlessly compartmentalise, when there are equally terrible puns to be had in the realm of oceanic mammals as in that of land-dwelling confectionary?

Breaking News: Ancient Cake Discovered in Russia

Archaeologists initially assumed it was an arctic roll.

Breaking News: Fake Tan Sales Soar in West Country

I was going to make some kind of incredibly ingenious joke about tea and tannins, but I just don't have the heart.

Breaking News: Cake Gets More Technical

They haven't worked out how to stop the icing getting into the workings yet, though.

p.s. all credit to my boyfriend for the idea!

Breaking News: Shareholders Dis-custard

Attempts to improve the company's outlook have been fruitless.*


*Please note that the dis-custard pun was not my own. Even I wouldn't sink that low.
Oh wait.

Breaking News: Spelling "weird"

Of course, the spelling of weird is also weird.

Breaking News: Weather Report: Citrocumulus Expected

It's made with cloudy lemonade.

Breaking News: Square Cake on a Round Plate

Perhaps David Milliband likes a bit of battenberg too.

Breaking News: Trouble at G-Cake Summit

They probably deserved it.

Bloody hippies.

Breaking News: Biscuits Arrested for Public Indecency

What can I say, I like drawing baked goods in love.

Of course, we all know they'll be divorced in a few months. That's the way the cookie's relationships crumble.

Breaking News: "Get to the Root of the Problem", urge harassment support groups.

Come on, Bluebell, leaf the poor cake alone.

...I'm sorry, I can't help myself.

Breaking News: Cakes Burned Alive In Horrific Annual Ritual

Where I come from, there is a tradition that you had to scream as you cut your birthday cake, in order to let the demons out. Apparently other people find this strange.

Breaking News: Terrible Puns Ahead

No-one will believe me when I say that when I originally wrote this it took me quite a long time to notice the "ringleader" pun. Shame on me.

Breaking News: Cupcake Racism "Increasingly Specialised"

Cupcakes don't discriminate against one another based on the colour of their icing, but on the fruit content of their recipe.

This is why fruitcakes always try to conceal themselves beneath a layer of marzipan.

Breaking News: Stupid Cake "Unusually Dumb, Even For A Cake"

This is stupid cake. He's pretty stupid. Weather and climate are not the same thing.

Incidentally, everyone knows that cupcakes change their appearance based on the temperature. Don't they?

Breaking News: Workaholic Cupcake

 

I feel like this cupcake at the end of a day looking at spreadsheets. 

Breaking News: A Bakery, 793 AD

Live Your Dreams Cake says: You can be whoever you want to be.

As long as you want to be a Viking.

Breaking News: Pope "Bored of God"

Everyone knows you can't tell a cupcake's gender until it's fully matured.

Breaking News: EDL Protest

Because there's nothing more redolent of a traditional British teatime treat than a nice cup of tea and some racism.

Breaking News: Bakewell Tart Branded "Slut"

 Michael Sanguinetti went on to make a crude pun about cherries.  

Breaking News: By Smashing It With A Large Rock

I moved house this weekend. Unfortunately, it seems that watching Mary Poppins as a child has given me unrealistic expectations about packing up my many possessions. No matter how cheerfully I click and whistle, they will not jump into the awaiting boxes. 
 

Although the noises did attract a passing dolphin. 

p.s. Welcome to my blog. It is shiny and new! Also, cupcakes.