Breaking News: Not A Cake 2: Cake Harder

Well, it may not be a cake, but it sure is a foodstuff. Stick that in your bowl and eat it!

Breaking News: Not A Cake

 

Cake, whale. Whale, cake. Why must human beings relentlessly compartmentalise, when there are equally terrible puns to be had in the realm of oceanic mammals as in that of land-dwelling confectionary?

Breaking News: Ancient Cake Discovered in Russia

Archaeologists initially assumed it was an arctic roll.

Breaking News: Fake Tan Sales Soar in West Country

I was going to make some kind of incredibly ingenious joke about tea and tannins, but I just don't have the heart.

Breaking News: Cake Gets More Technical

They haven't worked out how to stop the icing getting into the workings yet, though.

p.s. all credit to my boyfriend for the idea!

Breaking News: Shareholders Dis-custard

Attempts to improve the company's outlook have been fruitless.*


*Please note that the dis-custard pun was not my own. Even I wouldn't sink that low.
Oh wait.

Breaking News: Spelling "weird"

Of course, the spelling of weird is also weird.

Breaking News: Weather Report: Citrocumulus Expected

It's made with cloudy lemonade.

Breaking News: Square Cake on a Round Plate

Perhaps David Milliband likes a bit of battenberg too.